Saturday, August 8, 2009

Evil Bunny

[20:35] Jennika passes out
[20:35] Seomi: bro.. think jenn had to much to drink
[20:38] Jennika slowly blinks her eyes open
[20:40] Jennika closes her eyes again, groaning
[20:40] Sharp places his foot on jens butt
[20:40] Jennika shreaks
[20:41] Jennika: wha... what was that??
[20:41] Sharp: a bunny
[20:41] Sharp: an evil one
[20:41] Seomi: yaaay evil bunnys
[20:41] Jennika slowly raises herself, sitting on the ground... looking around for evil bunnies
[20:42] Sharp: dont panic jen
[20:42] Sharp: they wear condoms
[20:42] Jennika: don't panick??
[20:42] Sharp: dont panic at bunnys
[20:43] Jennika: i don't panic at bunnies, but evil ones...
[20:43] Seomi: yeah.. just remember... they need tiiiiiney lil condoms
[20:43] Seomi: so no panic
[20:43] Jennika: ummm
[20:44] Jennika: ewwwwwww
[20:44] Seomi: it only hurts when they're done
[20:44] Sharp: oh
[20:44] TheSharpest: why sis?
[20:44] Seomi: u don't know bro?
[20:44] Sharp: nop
[20:45] Seomi: then how u know they wear condoms??
[20:45] Seomi looks quizzically at her bro
[20:45] Sharp: cuz i saw the condoms boxes at store
[20:45] Seomi: oh
[20:45] Seomi: ok
[20:45] Sharp: soooooooooooo
[20:45] Seomi: cuz when they're done that's when they start actin all evil
[20:45] Sharp: why it hurts when they done?
[20:45] Sharp: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[20:46] Sharp shrugs
[20:46] Jennika crinkles her nose
[20:46] Seomi: no shruggin.. is a very serious matter
[20:46] Jennika: do evil bunnies have fangs like vampires?
[20:46] Jennika: and red eyes?
[20:46] Seomi laughs
[20:46] Sharp: omggggggggg
[20:47] Seomi: noooo they're not bunnicula
[20:47] Jennika: phew
[20:47] Seomi rolls her eyes
[20:47] Jennika: that bunny was scary
[20:47] Seomi: no these bunnys not scary
[20:47] Seomi: they evil
[20:47] Jennika: how you know the difference between regular and evil bunnies?
[20:47] Seomi: shush now.. before they hear us talking about them
[20:48] Seomi: u will know
[20:48] Seomi places a finger on her lips
[20:48] Seomi: shhhh
[20:48] Jennika whispers, "Oh, ok, shushing now."
[20:49] Sharp's tummy does some noise
[20:49] Jennika shushes sharp's tummy
[20:49] Seomi: uh oh
[20:50] Sharp: :(
[20:50] Seomi: thats not usually a good sign
[20:50] Jennika shakes her head
[20:50] Seomi: either means my bro is hungry and that makes me sad
[20:50] Seomi: or
[20:50] Seomi: means he gona fart
[20:50] Seomi: and that make me scared
[20:50] Jennika hopes secretly for hungry and looks for another apple
[20:50] Sharp: geeez sis
[20:50] Sharp: u know me soooo good
[20:51] Seomi Iwish nods
[20:51] Sharp rubs his low tummy
[20:52] Seomi: craaaaaaaaaaaaap
[20:52] Jennika: uh oh
[20:52] Seomi: bro
[20:52] Seomi: i wanna give u a tums plz
[20:52] Seomi: here take it plz and quickly
[20:52] Jennika: i think we need pepto for him...
[20:53] Sharp changes his standing position and looks at the bords
[20:53] Sharp: birds*
[20:53] Seomi: am willing to give him whatever to prevent disaster
[20:54] Jennika nods
[20:58] Jennika: is that helping?
[20:58] Sharp: not really
[20:58] Jennika gets up and moves a little further away from sharp's butt, just in case

Hello Sierra!

[18:45] Jennika returns home from a church picnic with a plate full of leftovers, examines the plate carefully and chooses just the right food fight object. She carefully picks up the slightly slippery deviled egg, and lobs it at Sierra, smacking it face first on her neck. Jen laughs histerically as she watches the egg slowly slide down and fall into Sierra's shirt.
[18:46] Sierra: lol you smartass! but I love the way you say hello...i wuvs ya!